Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Aaj Kal ke Bacche!!

While I was at Crossword today, an incident occurred, which blew my wits into pieces. Here goes....

A cute little girl (say 4-5 year old may be), extremely naughty, is pestering her mother to buy her some dolls. She has two in her hand already. Mom says, "Dekho, I said enough. You are becoming naughty day by day". The kid promptly pulls her mom's pallu and replies (head dropped down, shrugging shoulders), "Its ok. I don't want it. You dont be gussa."

A few minutes later, the mother decides to leave. They are waiting at the door for the car. The girl is restless. Shes running all around the place almost kicking against the books. She is singing something... well, making a lot of noise basically. The mother in a desperate attempt to get her child under control warns her(serious tone) that the watchman (looks big, bulky, strong and mean) standing a few feet away will secretly carry her away if she continues this way. The little girl stops, smiles back and retorts, "Mummy, You don't worry. That will not happen. You know why. I am smart".

Smart indeed!!




Friday, August 24, 2007

_it (g/h) - A Perspective

A heated argument. A debate. A battle.

I have been asked. I have been told. I presume and have been warned not to assume. The background I know not of, the foreground I can't think of.
Puzzles me.
Bewildered I am.

So, a set of questions I have.
Am I naive or intriguing??

Say what you will, says Clapton. But Keating say, You say it best when you say nothing at all.

Another question here.
Speaking mathematically, which is easier to deal with -
a deterministic setup or a probabilistic one?

A deterministic world would probably perhaps, be much simpler, a logical agent(LA) would say. Everything is straight forward and decided. What is bound to happen should happen and will happen. No worries. The plan is laid out. The consequences of all actions can be reasonably estimated and the best path or the minimum risk direction can be chosen. It seems one has to play sensibly and be at peace.
Yet, going by what we humans are made of. We get bored. We need change. We need to something more than this.

But on the other hand, in a probabilistic world, things are totally the contrary. There is nothing certain. Things though well defined and logical, are uncertain, whatever the extent may be. It seems like an eternal state of confusion with nothing definite and makes one wonder what is the point of such a mess.
Well, there exists a brighter side to this too. Since there is no certainty, there is hope. Along with confusion, there comes the hope, the optimism, the will and the determination. Even when you are in the dumps, down the dark dungeons of life, you can manage to see a thin delicate silvery thread, your only source to light. Beaming voices of "Expecto patronum" ring and sight of the Dementors running helter-skelter you imagine.

What would you prefer now- perfectly order or fuzzy logic?
Is it a trade-off then? May be.

The ups and downs are now in the open.
How do I decide?
Listen to the heart or the mind?

Drawing parallels here, we get back to the chicken-egg problem. The choice between the mind and the heart is the same as that between determinism and 'probabilism'.

So dare to make a call. Nyah, I guess.

Well yes. This is a Friday night. And yes. I am just penning down my boredom.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Done.












cutiepie37: Hwo you doing?

Iamsomacho: Who you doing?

c: Wait you are not doing this right.

I: Of course I like it left.

c: Right! right!

I: I could it have sworn it was right there.

c: Right where you left it.


*Awkward silence*


I: You are stopping my flow!

c: Damn.

I: No ding.

c: Already?

Anonymous: Kya kar rahe ho tum log.

Chorus: Kaun.

Anonymous: Main hoon don(e).

Kya?

I shall now tell you a story. A short story.... but if you suffer from excess attention paying disorder... I am afraid this shall be a very long story. It started on the third story of a story tellers house....

*Lightning*

Character yet to be disclosed: Where are we???

Character that cannot be disclosed: How should I know. chocolate donut?

C1: What!! you know I like only waffles.

c2: thats besides the point, we are at 3, 6.5, 9, 30, 47, 23

C1: That doesnt even make sense, even if one knew the coordinate system you were talking in

C2: do you?

C1: no.

C2. hah. useless. aise mauke baar baar nahin aate.

c1: See.


c2: saw.

*Thunder*

C1: ahhh I almost prefered the story teller...

c2: but he was telling us HP 7's story!!!

c1: No reason to use force...

c2: the force was never with us...

c1: that has always been the problem now hasnt it...

c2: dont start again... your incessant whining....

c1: So kill me!

*BOOM*



*Phhhhhh* *Pooooooooooooooooo* *THUD*

c1: you farted didnt you.

c2: DID NOT.

c1: Yeah actually. Must ve been that white elephant over there.

c2: where?!!

c1: See. I told you.

c2: Damn. 1 point.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Aim Higher!! You must....

Kids are always taught to aim as high as one can imagine. The students at IIT are no exception to this philosophy!!
The following is a picture taken at one of our hostel toilets.


So now you know..... :P

Doggie´s Day Out

Its a dog´s life anyways!!!